THE “NO SHOW” FINE POLICY
Players who don't show up at games without following the proper procedure for calling-out (or emailing) ahead of time will be charged with the following fine:
A) A player will bring 1 (one) six-pack beer to the following game's “meeting.”
B) Said six-pack must be imported (“Meister Brau” does not count as foreign).
C) Aforementioned six-pack must also be non-cheap beer (retail price exceeded $4.99)

THE “WILDMAN” CLAUSE
Players that show up late for the start of a game shall also be a assessed a fine.
“Late” is defined as missing more than 1 (one) complete shift at start of the game:
A) Fine shall be three domestic beers.

THE “THESE COLORS DON'T RUN” RULE
Wearing the Coastal Pirate jersey other than in Pirate-sanctioned games:
A) Fine shall be three domestic beers.

THE KEY
BOTTLECAP
Each Molson bottlecap beneath a player's name shows that they have received a six-pack fine.

PULL-TAB
A pull-tab under a player shows that they have been assessed a three-domestic beer fine.

Fines are due by season's end. Once paid, the symbols will be removed. Failure to pay fines may result in stats being withheld from “Logbook” page.

APPEALS
Fines cannot be appealed, but you can file a formal complaint with the S.O.C. (Statistics Operating Committee) that will be promptly ignored. Only players that have pending fines will be shown on this page.

ED G .
Beers owed: 12

No Show: 1/21

No Show: 3/18

KEVIN M.
Beers owed: 6

No Show: 1/24

MURF
Beers owed: 6

No Show: 10/8

GLENN F.
Beers owed: 12

No Show: 3/19

No Show: 6/1

DAN D .
Beers owed: 18

No Show: 6/14

No Show: 10/18

No Show: 2/20

JIMMY F.
Beers owed: 18

No Show: 10/06

No Show: 11/04

No Show: 11/06

BOBBY F.
Beers owed: 6

No Show: 3/25

ED S.
Beers owed: 36

No Show: 1/30

No Show: 5/01

No Show: 5/22

No Show: 6/5

No Show: 7/12
No Show: 9/27