NUMBER:
30
SHOOTS: Right
HEIGHT: 5’9”
WEIGHT: 170
BORN: Paterson, New Jersey
LIVES: Manasquan, New Jersey
ACQUIRED: Just after the Paleozoic Era when roller-
hockey was first invented (following the invention of the wheel). Harris,
Scooby and I played in a foam-bordered rink with a ball.
BIO: As one of the team’s senior players,
I’ve been on rollerblades since the days they only came with Velcro straps.
These kids don’t know how lucky they are; why our rinks were made of
fine gravel; and pads, who could afford them? So you’d hit your head
a few hundred times a game, so you'd hit your head a few hundred times a game,
so you’d ... wait a minute I forgot what I was saying ...
MOST INFLUENCED BY: Any hockey player who has their
real teeth left.
QUOTE: Mark Twain: “I was born modest, but
it didn't last.”
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